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The Masks of Nyorangelathotep

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“Patriotic choking noises”

Courtesy of Gary Legum on the Twitter: Brad Parscale models the tRump/Dense 2020 face masks that the campaign may sell or give away at rallies while he waits for the results of the test he has to take before he can gain audience with The Might Emanation.

It’s cheap and offers no protection. As a bonus, it makes it difficult for the wearer to breathe so they can get a preview of what it is like to die of COVID-19 after – just by way of example – they attend a campaign rally for an orange egomaniac whose health care access includes daily testing and an in-house medical facility.

Decency forbids me from describing what the feeling of the ear flaps yanking on the wearer’s ears is supposed to imitate.

In other words, a perfect metaphor for the GOP.

So anyway, how are you all holding out? Talk about whatever in the comments.

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