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Case Closed


Sorry, we can just go ahead with the vote, because Encyclopedia Ed has cracked the case:

Yep, no suburban teenager has ever attended a party not within walking distance of their homes. Clearly, it must have been some other guy who I will name despite having no evidence whatsoever. And if you’re not sure you buy this, he can quickly come up with something else!

…our hero responds to this disgusting nonsense with typical composure:

Ed Whelan, a former clerk to the late justice Antonin Scalia and president of the Ethics [LOL — ed.] and Public Policy Center, pointed to floor plans, online photographs and other information to suggest a location for the house party in suburban Maryland that Ford described. He also named and posted photographs of the classmate he suggested could be responsible.

Ford dismissed Whelan’s theory in a statement late Thursday: “I knew them both, and socialized with” them, Ford said, adding that she had once visited the other classmate in the hospital. “There is zero chance that I would confuse them.”

Apparently Ed works for the public policy part of the operation?

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