Always be Grifting
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Did you miss POLITICON? Do you consider centrist dipshits and Nazis coming together to agree that the Democrat Party is responsible for Trump a great evening’s entertainment? Did you like Crossfire but thought it could have stood to have been dumbed down a few shades? Do I have an exciting event for you!
In this corner:
- Quintessential unctuous DNC insider and notoriously ineffectual talking head turned THE PRIMARIES WERE RIGGED conspiracy theorist just in time to promote her shitty book Donna Brazile
In the other corner, but the same side:
- Professional grifter, Republican vice presidential nominee who was snubbed from the funeral of the other party-line maverick who selected her, and proto-Trump who was too lazy to be the real thing Sarah Palin!
Available for college and corporate engagements, birthday parties for particularly bratty kids, insomniac conventions, and anyone else willing to provide cash on the barrelhead (fee waived for Tucker Carlson.)