Physicists discover first object whose velocity exceeds the speed of light
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Andrew McCarthy on the Trump Tower meeting:
“Look, I don’t think that it’s bad if campaigns are turning to foreign governments for dirt. It’s not collusion. It’s not something that’s impeachable; it’s icky, but that’s what this is.”
Of course it turns out that when he said “I don’t think that it’s bad” he actually meant “I do think that it’s bad.”
The Trump administration and its lackeys may require a complete re-working of speech act theory before they’re done.