Mexico, military. Something that begins with M will pay for the wall.
By In pursuit of funds for his yuge wall, the Meth-Addict-in-Chief turns his beady eyes towards the Pentagon.
resident Trump frequently said Mexico would pay for a wall along the southern border as he sought the presidency in 2016. Now, he is privately pushing the U.S. military to fund construction of his signature project.
Trump, who told advisers he was spurned in a large spending bill last week when lawmakers only appropriated $1.6 billion for the border wall, has begun suggesting the Pentagon could fund the sprawling construction, citing a “national security” risk.
El. Oh. El.
Whoever has the job of telling the Orange Ogre that he can’t just roll up to the Pentagon with a big bag marked $$ and bark Fill ‘er up! deserves every second of suffering they experience.
