It’s hard to make fun of people who are too stupid to insult and/or too lazy to read:
There are two possible explanations for why the White House daily newsletter included my piece about the budget, a piece composed almost entirely of onomatopoeic noises (PEW PEW! GRRRRRRRR!) typed out in all caps. Either they read it and loved it, especially the part where I wrote that all schoolchildren will be taught by an F-35 in a Make America Great Again hat, or they … did not read it, but liked the headline, “Trump’s budget makes perfect sense and will fix America, and I will tell you why“!
I’m fine with either, honestly. I agree that my articles are much worse if you click on them.
This reminds me of those movie trailers that manage to cite only a single word from a review (“Extreme” –LA Times) in such a way that you wonder how the word was used in context.