Meanwhile, at Trump Towers …
By Trump: All right, I won. I told you I’d – didn’t I say I’d win? Now hand it over.
Unpaid aide: Mr. Trump I don’t –
Trump: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME, YOU PIECE OF SHIT?
Unpaid aide: Sorry! Mr. President Trump the President of the United States of America that is now great because Mr. Trump is the President of the United States of America, I don’t think you should go back on Twitter right now.
Trump: What do you think Vla- I mean Pete?
NOT Vladimir Putin: I think this young man on the top floor of this very tall building is looking rather suicidal.
Unpaid aide: Here you go. Mr. President Trump the President of the United States of America that is now great because Mr. Trump is the President of the United States of America, may I please be excused now?
Trump: Get out. Hey! Hey wait a minute! Get back her and turn this thing on!
Oh yes, I can certainly see why Americans ought to give the puling orange egotist a chance to prove he can be a good president.
