Sexual Harassment Is Over, If You Want It

Shorter Eric Trump: “Let us dispel with the fiction that my sister would be objected to sexual harassment.”

Here’s a brief dramatic presentation of how this apparently works:

[Scene: Trump Tower]

Man: May I sexually harass you?
Ivanka: No.
Man: Why?
Ivanka: Because I’m strong.
Man: Touché I will ask another lady.

— Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler) August 2, 2016

So, does Roger Ailes become the formal head of Trump’s campaign soon?