M-Peach Evre1!
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“The members of the United States House of Representatives elected from this state are hereby requested to file articles of impeachment against the President of the United States, the Attorney General of the United States, the Secretary of Education and any other federal official liable to impeachment who has exceeded his or her constitutional authority with respect to the letter referenced in this resolution, based upon the grounds that the Constitution of the United States does not grant the executive branch of the federal government any authority whatsoever over the public education system, nor over the use of restrooms or other facilities thereof.”
This is incredibly stupid. So I’m certain it will be hugely popular with the sorts of people who spend their lives pretending they’re under attack so they can preemptively self-defend themselves against people who pose no threat to them at all.
However, I will resist the urge to start the Potty Protection Impeachment for Security & Safety fund, even though I really could use the cash.
