Take a look at these hands
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Actual headline on CNN, the most trusted name in “news,” summing up last night’s “debate.”
DONALD TRUMP DEFENDS SIZE OF HIS PENIS
I guess this is why they call it American exceptionalism.
Seriously we’re now making banana republics blush.
(I remember the very first time I heard of the store Banana Republic. It must have been around 1980 or so, when a catalog showed up. This was one of first times — maybe the first time — I remember having a conscious feeling of defensiveness as a Hispanic American. I was like, you can’t call a store that. I mean I know those countries are screwed up in a lot of ways but come on.)