A Moderate Republican Is There…If You Want It!
Shorter David Brooks: “A Republican presidential candidate who represents the values of “working-class populism, religious compassion and institutional reform” must by definition exist, and we shall project these qualities onto whichever non-Trump or Cruz candidate does better in New Hampshire, their staunch opposition to all of these things notwithstanding.”
Brooks can get ahead of the game by just joining the “Hillary Clinton is a Republican in my imaginary political universe” racket.