Problem Solved!
Speaking of the infantilization of politics:
Ted Cruz released a statement saying, “If I am elected President, I will direct the Department of Defense to destroy ISIS. And I will shut down the broken immigration system that is letting jihadists into our country. Nothing President Obama said tonight will assist in either case.”
Well, that will solve everything!
On a related note, it is overwhelmingly likely that the Republican nominee in 2016 will be someone who believes that the state should coerce a woman into carrying a pregnancy resulting from a rape to term, or it will be Donald Trump.