New Year’s Eve 2015

I hope everyone has a safe evening that in no way resembles a rocomedy that scored a solid 7% at Rotten Tomatoes.

Or Ben Carson’s presidential campaign.

As an aside: Who came up with the idea that women should stand on one foot – frequently while wearing heels – when kissing? You never see guys doing a half-assed attitude when they smooch. When the aliens show up and ask about this we’re going to be in big trouble.

Anyway, good luck.