The dark, seamy underbelly of College Park

Mr. S. and I spent much of the morning in a storm sewer. Three guesses why:

1. We have a storm sewer cleaning business. Watch our new reality show on the Fresh out of Ideas Channel: Gold rush sewer cleaners on ice 4,444 miles from the Alaska backcountry.
2. The answer is not appropriate for a family-oriented blog. Or this one.
3. Stupid cat (that should not have been outside in the first place) that wanted to be The Yowler in the Dark.

Hint: My pet of choice is now a Chia.