Insanely Over-Privileged and Self-Impressed Academic of the Day
By …The great wjts in comments:
Men of Harvard, whine to glory,
Victory is hov’ring o’er ye,
Four whole dollars stand before ye,
Hear ye not their call?
At your sloth they seem to wonder;
Pick the menu’s costs asunder,
Let entitled, deaf’ning thunder
Bartenders appall.
E-mails loudly wanking,
Poor consumers thanking;
With the gripes of B-School shites,
The Rest’rant’s business tanking;
Your foes on every side assailing,
Forward press with heart unfailing,
‘Till Ran Duan learns with quailing,
Cambridge ne’er can yield!