The Miami Heat is funny.*
By ESPN told me so. CNN told me so. NPR told me so. So it must be true.
And it is, damn it. All I can say is that I’m much happier to have the greatest player in the world actually look like he’s enjoying his life. I couldn’t stand another decade of being forced to appreciate Jordan’s sulking, sullen demeanor. I mean, the man switched to baseball just to be pitied. Give me King James, shirtless and giddy, any day.
*Before you say anything, just start humming “The Heat [Are] On” to yourself.