Wanker of the Day
Yes, now that we’re letting the hot wimmens direct films, American meritocracy is over. I can’t believe we would allow The Hurt Locker to degrade a Best Picture award that should be reserved for true totems of artistic excellence like Crash, Forrest Gump, and Chicago, all of which had directors with the right genitalia and I’m not sure if they’re attractive or not.