Your Breasts Are Interfering With My Angry Bi…er, Your Lecture
Heavens to besty, a woman breastfeeding in the sacred groves of academe. How profoundly disturbing! I believe this will be the first time in the history of undergraduate education in which a student was not fully focused on the lecture being given.
To borrow Sarah Wildman‘s line, I particularly enjoyed the detail “about how distracted the kids tweeting and facebooking through class were by her breasts.”