Where Are Our Free Samples?
By I am outraged.
The Crazy Mountain Brewery in Edwards, Colorado, in the Vail Valley has a new brew. Its title: Lawyers, Guns & Money Barley Wine.
The site describes the beer:
This beer is a celebration of our first anniversary as well as one of our favorite songs. We use an assortment of malts and throw a little Belgian Candi into the Brew Kettle to give this beer a hearty maltiness. Dry hopping with American Hops gives this English style a refreshing American twist. Be cautious with this beer as overindulgence can result in the shit hitting the fan.
I think they meant “This beer is a celebration…of one of our favorite BLOGS.”
And I’ll tell you how some shit is going to hit the fan: If this brewery doesn’t send a case of LGM Barley Wine to all eight of us. It’s an obvious move for Crazy Mountain. Any of us would gladly shill for any product that pays us/provides us with free beer. We all like beer. We all like beer that is 10% ABV even more.
If Farley is ever going to bring his expertise on air power to bear on something useful, now is the time. We demand a case each or Farley is calling in the air strike!!!