Stop the Censorship!
Col. Mustard is very impressed with Pat Buchanan’s claims that he has been “censored” and “blacklisted” by liberals who “stigmatize as racist, homophobic, or anti-Semitic any who contradict what George Orwell once called their ‘smelly little orthodoxies.'” Damn that radical leftist William F. Buckley, stigmatizing kindly old Pat Buchanan as an anti-Semite merely for saying anti-Semitic things.
Anyway, based on the new conservative orthodoxy that anyone who does not have the well-compensated media sinecure of their choosing is being “censored,” I would like to draw your attention to an even greater outrage. I have been systematically denied the right to make paid appearances on Fox News or to write op-eds for the Wall Street Journal. Without a hearing!!!!!!!! For that matter, I have also never had a paid job with MSNBC. When will someone stand up for my First Amendment rights against the politically correct censors of the right and left???????