The Greatest Monster

Classic Onion headline:

Those We Lost In 2011

From left, North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-il, Col. Muammar Qaddafi, Family Circus creator Bil Keane, al-Qaeda founder Osama bin Laden.

I don’t know about you, but it seems to clear to me that Bil Keane is the greatest monster of all of these. The terror of the current comic page is far worse than anything spawned by North Korea–Family Circus, Snuffy Smith, and B.C. sound like a good Axis of Evil to me.