Former Time Blog of the Year Apparently Unaware That Federal State Entails Multiple Constitutions

Shorter Verbatim Assrocket: “Conservatives have long said that the day would come when liberal judges declare the Constitution unconstitutional.”

Or, to put it in a way with some relation to reality, a judge did an utterly banal thing and declared a provision of a state constitution inconsistent with the federal Constitution. (Note appropriate venue for capitalization.)

The new winger Constitution seems to be missing some other provisions in addition to Section 1 of the 14th Amendment. So allow me to introduce the contemporary Republican Party to Article VI:

This Constitution, and the laws of the United States which shall be made in pursuance thereof; and all treaties made, or which shall be made, under the authority of the United States, shall be the supreme law of the land; and the judges in every state shall be bound thereby, anything in the Constitution or laws of any State to the contrary notwithstanding.

You’re welcome!

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