Greatest Coaching Genius In History Loses Job

I’m sure Notre Dame — who remain relevant as a major football power! Really! — will rue the day they let this great coach get away. (Seriously, what gets me is not the hire, which was reasonable, but the ridiculous extension midway through his first year.)

Rumors that Joba Chamberlain — already having become bored with establishing a new Dow 36,000 Gold Standard in pitching and looking to master another field — is the frontrunner to replace Weis are unconfirmed at press time. If that falls through, I hear another Genius former Bill Belichick assistant may soon be available…

…Mr. Bogg says it with less.