Next on Springer: The West Wing
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I really don’t want to watch Sarah Palin’s speech tonight for all kinds of reasons, including but not limited to the skeeve-inducing thought of what Victor Davis Hanson will be doing at the same time, but who am I kidding, it’s like back in college when you said you weren’t going to watch a double bill of Faces of Death II and Cherry 2000 after your roommates rented them in the face of your ineffectual protests.
Maybe I’ll get through it by taking a drink any time I hear any of the following phrases:
(1) Ivy League
(2) Glass ceiling
(3) Ice road truckers
(4) Beautiful baby
(5) Working moms