Dear Sweet God, This is My Life

I never, ever, ever again want to get locked in nine hour comment thread battle over the Florida and Michigan delegates; it is bad for my soul, leads to acne, prevents me from getting tenure, etc. I guess that I want Obama to win Texas and Ohio on the merits, but I also really, really want him to win so that this will be over; not for unity, not for the sake of the party, but simply because I want my afternoons and evenings and late nights back.