Notes from College Football
By As the Ducks continue to struggle…
- Deepest condolences to the afflicted parties; they know who they are. Cheers, on the other hand, to all humans with souls, who love it when Nebraska gives up 76.
- Congrats to Navy for beating Notre Dame, as trivial an accomplishment as it may be.
- Air Force’s defeat of Army should be seen as a clear indication of the insecurity of the Air Force in the face of my groundbreaking article…
…Jonathan Stewart rules. Consider this a Duck-Sun Devil open thread.
… Ducks no longer struggling. Dixon has 4 passing TDs.
… There is no God. There is no God. There is no God. There is no God.
… Okay; there may well be no God. But it doesn’t appear that an injury to Dennis Dixon is direct evidence of the lack of a deity. Hopefully, that is; at least it looks like he’s okay.
…FUCK YEAH!!!!!! HOW ABOUT YOU THROW AT SOME MORE INVISIBLE RECEIVERS!!!!!
…Ahem. That is, hooray, go Ducks!
…Interesting things that I learned today; former Oregon QB Tony Graziani is related to Rodolfo Graziani, Marshal of Italy and commander of the early disastrous Italian offensives into Egypt in 1940 and 1941. Tony Graziani is currently the QB for the Philadelphia Soul of the Arena Football League…