"When there is nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire."

Above: Pajamas Media (#5)

I urge you to read Eric Boehlert’s meticulous decimation of the fake AP scandal, which does a particularly good job of nailing down the evasive goalpost-shifting now going on. My only objection is the title; I don’t think Malkin’s credibility could have died when it was stillborn, and then it was dug up and killed again just to make sure.

Meanwhile, Dennis the Peasant presents XFL Media’s incredible scoop about people giving speeches today having died 5 days ago in the form of a movie script.