Other Titles that Demand Production
By In the wake of Snakes on a Plane, Dana Stevens at Slate requested additional, literal minded film titles. The best:
The Creature Waits in the Structure
That’s Not Sangria!
Kittens for Breakfast
Woody Allen is Too Old for This
The Lord Helps Nonthreatening Southerners
I am Explosive, Bosomy
And finally my favorite, which for some reason reminds me of something DJW would come up with:
How Can I Prevent this Alarming Thing from Happening to Me?