Good Riddance, Tiny Pluto
By I, for one, welcome Pluto’s expulsion from the family of planets. Why don’t I think Pluto should be a planet? Because it’s obviously not a planet; it’s very small, way out there, a lot like a bunch of other non-planet objects, and has a weird orbit. Weird space object? Yes. Planet? No.
Goodbye, Pluto. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.