"You Can Type This Shit, George, But You Sure Can’t Say It"
By Norbizness offers excerpts from the long-lost draft of theStar Wars Episode 4: Some Guys With Cool Swords Spout New Age Banalities That Would Embarass Deepak Chopra screenplay. For example:
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Obi-Wan: The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It’s an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together. Dude, I am so baked. Is the East Tattoine Pizza Hut still open?
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Luke: I don’t understand how we got by those troops. I thought we were dead.
Obi-Wan: The Fox News Channel can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.
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Governor Tarkin: Princess Leia, before your execution, you will join me at a ceremony that will make this battle station operational. No star system will dare oppose the Emperor now.
Princess Leia: The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
Governor Tarkin: That doesn’t even make any fucking sense.
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