Astroturf’d
By Elton Beard catches the LA Times publishing some fake grass. (And it isn’t even that shiny new Field Turf; it seems more like the worn-out turf they had at the Stade Olympique in the mid-90s. If you walked over this column you’d immediately need knee surgery.)
Needless to say, the fourth-rate hack in question also published at a more suitable venue.