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He also checked under the bed and in the closet for monsters, and promised to leave the hall light on until we fell asleep

[ 29 ] April 3, 2014 |

This revelation would’ve blown my mind back in 1992, but as it stands, I’m just glad I got to totally nerd-out on a former president.

Proof that Yankees fans are, in fact, the worst…

[ 72 ] April 1, 2014 |

…and in any language, no less:

That’s from last night’s Angels-Mariners game, and in case your high school Spanish is rusty, this oblivious ass of a Yankee fan is criticizing Cano for leaving the Yankees because — I shit you not – “all you care about is money.”

I bet that guy looks in the mirror every morning and is shocked, yet again, by how much he thinks he resembles a young George Clooney. Such is his capacity for reflection, much less that of the “self” variety.

Arizona police departments didn’t arrest enough people…

[ 13 ] March 31, 2014 |

…so Arizona Republicans decided to gift the prison company that got “shorted” a cool $1 million.

And if you think there’s something wrong with that, you hate freedom.

ALSO: At least New Mexico’s not using excessive force…today.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/03/31/protest-over-excessive-force-by-albuquerque-police-department-ends-without-use-of-it/

Just wait until they learn Hebrew and discover that “Adonai” is plural!

[ 156 ] March 28, 2014 |

I know, fish in a barrel and all — but still!

When you call up the Ku Klux Klan, a polite woman answers the phone and says, “Ku Klux Klan, how may I help you?”

[ 108 ] March 27, 2014 |

File under “Things SEK Learned Today.”

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bottom of the article, you can listen to their outgoing voicemail message. It’s well-worth a listen, if I do say so myself.

Also, I know that the idea of SEK calling the KKK basically means that when the inevitable happens, people will be able to say, “He was asking for it.” But you know what? It was worth it.

It was all worth it.

I wish something similar had happened when I was teaching my Doctor Who course

[ 53 ] March 27, 2014 |

You’ll never guess who it is: Professor teaching class on vigilante justice is pepper-sprayed by vigilante seeking justice

But of all the bloggers out there who aren’t me, he ranks high on the list of bloggers-likely-to-be-peppered-sprayed-by-a-troll.

“I’m not dead yet,” insist denizens of the future

[ 63 ] March 26, 2014 |

There are so many science fiction related jokes/dreams-fulfilled related to this story that I don’t even know where to start.

So I’ll leave it up to you.

Bobby Jindal: Obama would strip Americans of the right to incur massive debts acquiring a useless degree…

[ 199 ] March 24, 2014 |

…from an unaccredited for-profit college.

TYRANNY!

Out of respect for the good pastor, no lady-folk are allowed to comment on this post

[ 84 ] March 24, 2014 |

The Arizona pastor who infamously told his parishioners to pray for Obama’s death doesn’t want to hear a damn thing out of you ladies, so just you shut up already.

The Laziest Cashier in All the World

[ 36 ] March 24, 2014 |

SEK walks to the checkout line and asks the cashier if she can grab him a bottle of SKYY, because in Louisiana the alcohol is kept in a different, special, somewhat faraway place and must be requested.

CASHIER: The blue one?

SEK: Yes, much appreciated.

CASHIER walks to different, special, somewhat faraway place and returns with a clear bottle of Absolut.

CASHIER: This one?

SEK: No, the blue one.

CASHIER: (looks somewhat faraway) But does this one work for you?

SEK: Not really, it’s $15 more expensive.

CASHIER: (emphatically looks somewhat faraway) So you don’t want it?

SEK: I wanted the –

CASHIER: HEY HONEY, LOOK WHAT I FOUND HERE!

SEK: What?

CASHIER: IT’S A COUPON!

SEK: A coupon?

CASHIER: FOR $15 OFF THE VODKA YOU DON’T WANT!

SEK: I’ll … I’ll take it?

CASHIER: You’re welcome, handsome. Have yourself a good one.

Of course black preschoolers are suspended far more often than their white counterparts

[ 93 ] March 21, 2014 |

Because white preschoolers are suspended for “observable offenses,” whereas black preschoolers are suspended for being uppity. Just look at that kid’s uppity little face. Does he look like he wants to learn?

 

Someone wrote a new AV Club column about the role of narration in True Detective

[ 23 ] March 20, 2014 |

I’m not going to say who, only that he was disappointed he didn’t figure out how to integrate some lasers into it.

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