A new low for Tucker Carlson’s lawyer pal, but not the last
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President Lenin Moreno is a wheelchair user. He was the United Nation’s Special Envoy on Disability and Accessibility for three years. On Friday he will speak in London at the Global Disability Summit. As one may imagine, hosting organization the International Disability Alliance was excited when he was elected president of Ecuador. I’m sure his appearance will be very inspirational to the attendees.
It’s a plot! bellows person who voluntarily interacts with Tucker Carlson and professional gross person, Glenn Greenwald.
Ecuador’s President Lenin Moreno traveled to London on Friday for the ostensible purpose of speaking at the 2018 Global Disabilities Summit (Moreno has been confined to a wheelchair since being shot in a 1998 robbery attempt). The concealed, actual purpose of the President’s trip is to meet with British officials to finalize an agreement under which Ecuador will withdraw its asylum protection of Julian Assange, in place since 2012, eject him from the Ecuadorian Embassy in London, and then hand over the WikiLeaks founder to British authorities.
What, what, what the entire fuck is wrong with this man?
If he feels the need to court page hits by sounding the Save Julian Assange! alarm that’s his problem. Or business. Or something.
If he wants to extrude a few hundred words and a gallon of spittle about the “imminent” eviction, based on an item from Russia Today and the say-so of a government source he corruptly granted anonymity, there’s no law again’ it.
If he really cares about Assange and wants to hatch a cunning plan to smuggle him to safety on the bottom of his shoe, he should go right the hell ahead.
But on Twitter, commentarian Warren Terra quickly and concisely cut through the conspiracy bullshit. And used the word “limpeted.”
Yes, the existence of several modes of instantaneous communication does make the entire Trip Across One Continent and One Ocean to Get Julian Secretly Disguised as a Trip Across One Continent and One Ocean to Address a Disabled Persons Organization Conspiracy Theory seem a bit stupid, even for the sort of people who still believe anything Greenwald has to say. Perhaps.
Does he think that Moreno has to draw the containment pentagram around Assange to make the exorcism stick? Probably not. Even though that is true. What I suspect, based on years of studying how people who couldn’t argue in good faith if you paid them operate, is that LOOK OUT THE PRESIDENT IS COMING TO GET ASSANGE is serves the dual purposes of stirring up the rubes and distracting from the thinness and corruptness of his proof.
Plus, dreadful hacks gonna etc.
