Star Wars: If Only You Knew the Power of the Dark Side
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This shall serve as an open thread for people who intensely dislike Star Wars and everything associated with it. I am to understand that, among the front pagers, this group includes at least Lemieux, Watkins, Loomis, and Vacuum Slayer. Feel free to hate-post spoilers, wildly disparage fans, and generally mock our societal obsession with this tepid excuse for an updated ’40s sci-fi serial.