Yesterday, my employer made the terrible decision to grant me tenure. Finally, I can speak about politics on the internet. I can also now buy all the pleated khakis Freddie wants me to buy to fulfill his fantasy image of me. Sadly, I can’t link to the pleated khakis claim (evidently, I was already a horrid mean tenured faculty member who wears pleated khakis because I dismisses his nonsense or something) because he has cleaned his blog of all LGM references. Makes sense, as he had to clear space to cosplay as Charles Murray. But since we all know Freddie is reading and desperate for attention, your fantasy is complete. Enjoy the evening.