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Hands too small, can’t throw a ball (Now with WTF is he DOING? update)

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Melissa Einberg (AP)
Melissa Einberg (AP)

Merci to Commenariat michaelrbn for the good news: President Angry Apricot will improve Opening Day at Nationals Park by staying the hell away.

(Update: “Thanks” to Commentrist Tsam for the link to the “wonderful” pictures of the peach pustule doing something with a baseball.)

Because of a scheduling conflict, President Donald Trump will not throw out the ceremonial first pitch on Opening Day for the Washington Nationals.

Trump has declined the team’s invitation for Monday, when the Nationals will host the Miami Marlins, a team spokesman told reporters on Tuesday.

I was certain Mr. Wango Mango would be all over a chance to get out of the White House, strut around in front of a crowd and soak up applause. Maybe he found out there was no way to exclude fans who voted for Clinton.

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