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OLDMAN MUND IS SO [BLEEPING] BUFF

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OLDMAN MUND: I SO FUCKING BUFF I DO CROSSFOOT

SEK: You mean CrossFit?

OLDMAN MUND: CROSSFOOT MAKE ME SO FUCKING BUFF

SEK: You don’t do CrossFit — but you’re annoying as people who do, so there’s that.

OLDMAN MUND: FUCK YEAH I DO CROSSFOOT I DO IT RIGHT NOW

SEK: That’s not CrossFit — that’s you crossing your feet.

OLDMAN MUND: FUCK YEAH I CROSSFOOT

SEK: Why do you even —

OLDMAN MUND: I SO FUCKING BUFF

SEK: No, you’re old and feeble, so you cross your feet when you walk and —

OLDMAN MUND: CROSSFOOT MOTHERFUCKER SO FUCKING BUFF

SEK: I’m gonna let you have this.

OLDMAN MUND: LIKE YOU HAVE CHOICE I WILL CROSSFUCK YOU UP

SEK: That’s not even a —

OLDMAN MUND: YOU SHUT UP NOW I GO BE FUCKING BUFF OVER HERE

The complete OLDMAN CAT is available here. I’ll try to be better about cross-posting them, lest someone crossfuck me up.

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  • I absolutely want to do Crossfoot now. Sold. Done. Send me your cat’s address–I want to get fucking buff.

    • N__B

      I want to get fucking buff.

      All you need is a Sham-wow and a Barry White album.

    • SEK

      I’m watching MasterChef and doing CROSSFOOT right now. I’m gonna be so fucking buff tomorrow.

    • tsam

      Why do you need the cat’s address to get in the fucking buff?

  • Peterr

    I’ll try to be better about cross-posting them, lest someone crossfuck me up.

    But aren’t you the goddamm Batman? Nobody crossfoots the goddamm Batman!

    • efgoldman

      No. He’s the goddamned Catman!

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