OLDMAN MUND: I SO FUCKING BUFF I DO CROSSFOOT
SEK: You mean CrossFit?
OLDMAN MUND: CROSSFOOT MAKE ME SO FUCKING BUFF
SEK: You don’t do CrossFit — but you’re annoying as people who do, so there’s that.
OLDMAN MUND: FUCK YEAH I DO CROSSFOOT I DO IT RIGHT NOW
SEK: That’s not CrossFit — that’s you crossing your feet.
OLDMAN MUND: FUCK YEAH I CROSSFOOT
SEK: Why do you even —
OLDMAN MUND: I SO FUCKING BUFF
SEK: No, you’re old and feeble, so you cross your feet when you walk and —
OLDMAN MUND: CROSSFOOT MOTHERFUCKER SO FUCKING BUFF
SEK: I’m gonna let you have this.
OLDMAN MUND: LIKE YOU HAVE CHOICE I WILL CROSSFUCK YOU UP
SEK: That’s not even a —
OLDMAN MUND: YOU SHUT UP NOW I GO BE FUCKING BUFF OVER HERE
The complete OLDMAN CAT is available here. I’ll try to be better about cross-posting them, lest someone crossfuck me up.