Letter from a Multnomah County Detention Center
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Time to check on extremist pinheads who aren’t running president. How’s Ammo Bundy doing these days?
To pass the time, he takes inspiration from the jailhouse words of civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. about the importance of civil disobedience
O world, thou must be shitting me.
The only way this violent, spoiled, white prick was able to read Letter from a Birmingham Jail and think “Hey, this applies to me and my shootin’ irons” is if he regularly re-writes reality so that he is never, ever wrong and always the hero. Observe:
Bundy said he knew his arrest was a real possibility, but he was surprised when the FBI and state police moved in while they were traveling to John Day to meet with residents there.
“We were headed with weapons of laptops, projectors and PA systems and they attacked us – literally ambushed us with a standing army,” Bundy said. “Yeah, we were surprised because we were going peacefully to a community meeting. We were legally moving about the country peacefully the way that people should be able to do.”
Because the 8th Amendment clearly states that the police can only make an arrest if the suspect is actually committing a crime.
“We went into a public building and we did a demonstration,” he said. “I believe that this will be recognized for what it is and we will be able to go home to our families. It will take us some time.”
Another novel legal theory from Ammo Bundy, Esq. Public buildings are always open to the public, even if the public has to smash a window or jemmy a door to get in.
Keep that in mind if you’re ever in D.C. when the museums are closed, folks. When the guards try to tackle you, tell them you’re doing a demonstration and invoke the 1st Amendment. Not only will they be unable to detain you, they’ll have to let you in the cafeteria.
Just kidding. You’ll go to jail, even if you’re a spoiled, violent, white prick.
Meanwhile in New Hampshire, the Gerald DeLemus fan club is being stoic about his arrest. Not really.
While milling outside the locked courtroom before the hearing began, DeLemus’ wife — Susan DeLemus, a state representative — prompted supporters to link arms in a circle and pray. At the end of the prayer, former GOP state chair and tea party activist Jack Kimball, said in a quavering voice, “This is not my America. It’s up to us to get it back.”
“This is our Waterloo,” Kimball said. “Gerry is our Waterloo.
Yes, that Jack Kimball. He’s also a member of Cruz’s New Hampshire leadership team. Which brings everything back to extremist pinheads who are running for president.
