Bloody Bill’s Dream Ticket
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Bill Kristol has the sads about Donald Trump. He’s claiming he would support a third party if Trump won the nomination. This has allowed to him masturbate to dream about his ideal ticket.
Kristol’s idea of a “third party,” however, failed to veer off the Republican ranch and instead remained firmly entrenched in the realm of the war hawks. Go figure. Kristol singled out two of the most vocal critics of the international Iranian nuclear deal as his dream ticket. Former Vice President Dick Cheney and Arkansas Senator Tom Cotton, “would be an excellent independent ticket!” Kristol told CNN in an email.
“Cheney/Cotton ’16. Kill ’em All!!!”