You Didn’t Think I’d Just Let this Pass, Did You, Lemieux?
By Mark Judge. Mark Judge. Mark Judge. I love you, manly man. And not just because you used James T. Kirk as aspirational example of manliness. But also because you wrote an entire article based on a book called “Manvotionals” and worked in an arglebargle about beer summits and Bruce Willis. You, sir, are a national treasure.
Please tell me more about how it’s cool to be woman, but not too much of one because ick, amirite? I want to know more! I want to know where I am on the man<—->bitchy feminist continuum! I bet I’m at Flannel and Doc Martens!!!
I also want to know more about your thoughts on Michelle Obama. See, you say she’s more of a man than her husband, and imply she bullies him. Later in the same article, you say bullying is not manly. This left me scratching my head (because you seem not to remember what you wrote from one paragraph to another)…but still wanting to know more about your thoughts on manliness as it pertains to ball-shredding Michelle and her faggy, limpwristed husband! I couldn’t tell for sure, but I got the feeling you don’t like Mrs. Obama very much, despite her placement–Action Hero with Swollen Testicles Named Stallone and Lundgren– on your man<—->feminist continuum. Please elaborate.
Oh for the days when president George W. Bush gave his wife Laura a loving but firm pat on the backside in public. The man knew who was boss.
Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2013/08/20/barack-obama-the-first-female-president/#ixzz2ccj4LlFS
Dick Cheney? What does he have to do with any of this? Anyhoo…
I really enjoyed your walking us through the qualities that make a man his maniest: courage, industry, resolution, discipline, honor and self-reliance. These are all fine qualities I thought could pertain to anyone, man or woman. In fact, I was sure some of them even pertained to me, even though I am a woman. But your article taught me that that was just in my imagination. Thank you!
If I have any complaint about your elucidating treatise on the majesty of penis-owning, it has to be that I felt that on several occasions your paragraphs would build to an astonishing climax, only to peter out with the denouement. Here are a couple of fine examples of this:
Discipline. “There is a deep down, underneath all the work I do, I think there’s a laziness in me,” Obama told Barbara Walters in 2011. We still don’t know what grades Obama got at Columbia.
Self-reliance. Obama is a poster child for affirmative action. Rather than relying on his own wit or intelligence, he gamed the system, getting into schools and getting jobs — including the one he has now — that he is clearly unqualified for. He may be the only president who has never run a business or been in the military or had a private sector job.
Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2013/08/20/barack-obama-the-first-female-president/#ixzz2ccl7MgLz
See? You told us that Obama lacks discipline. But you don’t give us any proof for the lack of discipline, only the dizzyingly enticing promise that he made bad grades, even though you, of course, have no evidence of this.
And then there’s the stuff about his gaming his way through school and jobs. Now, obviously, this is all true. Anyone with a lick of sense just knows it, you know? But lieberals are wont to demand some cold, hard facts to support these assertions. Simply saying things doesn’t make them true. At least that’s what my bitchy, feminist, liberal sister says. But, she’s a woman, so what do I care?