Is Our “Unskewed Polls” Guy Learning?
By This might be the most amazing article I’ve ever read: examiner.com/article/was-pr…
— Ezra Klein (@ezraklein) May 28, 2013
I’m not sure “amazing” is the right word. “Bizarre” is what springs to mind. The only thing I learned from this “article” is that Kevin DuJan is totally gay…FOR OBAMA.
YANKED CONTENT UPDATE: Thanks to commenter, mattbastard, for an updated link.
FRONT PAGE-WORTHY COMMENTS UPDATE:
From Another Anonymous…
“The cocaine/gay-sex story is actually a COVER story, spread off the record by White House aides, desperate to cover up the embarrassing truth of that night: Obama was actually in the midst of a 14-hour-straight D&D session, and had left strict orders not to be disturbed for ANY reason.”
From NonyNony…
I don’t see how this article makes any sense at all given that we know that Obama has a time machine (how else did he plant that fake birth certificate back in ’61?). So he should never need to “disappear” to get his coke fix – he can just use the machine to travel back to the 1970s and get the good stuff whenever he wants it.
If he disappeared for 5 hours it was probably because he needed to travel down into the secret pit at the 666th level beneath the pentagon to feed the horrible spawn of Hastur they buried there when it crashed to earth in Roswell 1947. Why isn’t HillBuzz looking into the REAL STORY about how our government has been compromised by lovecraftian nightmares from beyond time and space?