Girl, You are Totally Hotter than that Jackson Pollock. That Jackson Pollock Doesn’t Even Have Boobs.
By Advice for Dan: When you have inserted your foot into your mouth, it’s best to stop, lest you end up with the entire lower half of your body lodged in your esophagus.
We’re not decoration, fellas.
UPDATE: Please scroll up and read the accompanying article, in which Amanda Marcotte sensibly argues that Beyonce’s sexy wardrobe does not cause sex trafficking.