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Fundamentalist fuckwit is fundamentalist fuckwit. What a shock.
The most amazing thing about this guy is that he managed to sucker Jon Stewart into thinking he’s a decent human being. This is the odious asshole he’s always been, no different than Bryan Fisher.
How much of the theocratic teabagging right is he speaking for? I’ve seen other people saying exactly this.
Well, Huckabee manages to modulate his tone and voice while stating his odious beliefs, which is after all the most important thing in our public discourse.
On a side note, I’m kind of disappointed that he failed to work homosexuals and Natalie Portman into this incident.
Jon Stewart needs someone to screen his interviewees.
It’s still 4 hours to go on the east coast!
That’s odd. Just the other day, I overheard someone saying, “…since they took prayer out of the schools” – I don’t know what the subject was – and I realized it had been a long time since I’d heard anyone bring up that old saw.
Does it even matter that “they” didn’t take prayer out of public school? Students can pretty much pray all they want to in public schools, silently or aloud, individually or in groups, and if there’s some school that doesn’t understand this, the parents should contact the ACLU.
What “they” did was end the school itself leading mandatory prayers.
God must be some kind of weakling if he can’t stay in a school because they won’t allow mandatory prayer time.
If he chokes while wolfing down a fried squirrel, I’ll try to remember–in his parlance–that it was God’s will.
Never is that new blog logo more appropriate.
[W]e’ve made it a place where we don’t want to talk about eternity, life, what responsibility means, accountability
School? I thought Huckabee was talking about his governorship, and Maurice Clemmons. Sanctimonious douchenugget.
What a dope. I wonder if he’s even read yet that the shooter was mentally ill.
“Mental illness” is just demon possession or separation from God. It’s a satanic lie that can be cured with prayer.
Yeah, probably the personality disorder was brought on by not being yakked at about Jesus enough as a baby.
And Tithing. Don’t forget Tithinjg. It’s essential.
And differentiate the two. (Why is there no edit function available for those of us who are typing impaired?)
Tithjng sounds like some socialist Norwegian thing. Can’t trust that!
Fil Tithjng Eng:Tithing
“Give church more money”
it’s the money you give to the churches when you are pining for the fjords
And how exactly having the KIDS in that school pestered with Huckabee’s personal diety would have affected the “demonically-possessed” shooter from outside the school is left unsaid.
Somehow it didn’t save the victims of the 2006 Amish school shooting.
or child sodomy. take your pick.
Man, Huckabee’s God really is a craven, snivelling asshole.
No, only Mormon God has a penis.
Anne’s carrying it around the house, weeping softly.
If I understand the virgin Mary story correctly, the Holy Spirit is the one with the pen1s.
Only works for Aural sex.
Mike Huckabee’s god must be a lot like Kim Jong Il. NO WALL-SIZE PORTRAIT OF ME IN YOUR CLASSROOM? TO THE GULAG WITH YOU!
“If there is a god, he is a malign thug” – Mark Twain.
Oh, Huckabee’s god is an Arkansas shitkicker with a fourth-grade education, a moonshine hangover and a really bad attitude.
Vile, vile piece of shit. What a disgusting excuse for a human being.
and now I’m seeing ads for a degree in “Christian Counseling” from liberty “University” on this page. Must be because of Huckascum’s name appearing.
I think and and Fisher and Perkins and the rest of their ilk are in for a nasty surprise when they face their maker….
as i was taught, god tends to get pissed off at those who take his name in vain, and use it to skim cash from the rubes.
so yeah, they’re fucked, on both counts. oh, to be a fly on st. peter’s golden gate………….
I would like them to meet their maker in a very immediate way. Preferably in a manner involving forcible bestiality and being sewn into the body of a dead animal (I wish I could take credit for that)
With any luck someone heard that, wondered why a supposedly-loving God would fail to prevent the slaughter of 20 children (maybe jam the gun? that’d even preserve the killer’s choice to attempt the killing), and become an atheist.
What an utter and completely contemptible jackass. There’s really nothing else to say to that..
I was wondering where those idiots on Facebook were getting this “it wouldn’t have happened if we hadn’t taken GOD out of schools” bullshit …
There were too many posts for one of ‘em to have come up with it on their own.
Lately I find myself rooting for the theory that the entire universe is a computer simulation. It would be a great relief.
Shit code, though. Bags on the side held on with duct tape everywhere.
Probably an offshore contract shop.
post carly fiorina HP:
If the Christ these assholes claim to worship returns in their lifetime he is likely to drive them out of their corporate temple, down the road, and into the pits of hell.
God wanted to help.
He was just too busy helping people win football games and Grammy Awards.
This should go a long way to preventing Mike Huckabee from ever being President.
There are too many stupid and crazy people in this country to rule it out.
It is true that kids are getting shot instead of burned at the stake.
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