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All of our favorite conservative writers are up in arms because David Gregory brought a high-powered ammunition magazine onto Meet the Press yesterday in order to discuss gun violence.

William Jacobson is calling for Gregory’s prosecution and wants more of this kind of thing (Legal Insurrection!!!!32131!!!!) Glenn Reynolds of course agrees, etc.

There’s only one logical solution to this problem.

We need to arrest George H.W. Bush for possession of crack cocaine.*

If the problem is really going on television with a proper visual to demonstrate a political problem despite technically breaking the law, consistency demands Bush’s arrest. After all, we all know that crack went to W after the press conference so I feel an intent to distribute charge may be in order……

*Since some in the conservative world are too uneducated to understand metaphor, let me introduce them to another part of the English language. This is called sarcasm.

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  • steve

    Is that like rain on your wedding day?

    • T. Paine

      More like meeting the man of your dreams, etc., etc., etc.

      • Or a black fly in your Chardonnay.

        • rea

          No, that’s ironic because everyone knows that it’s white wine with fish or poultry, and red wine with beef or insects

    • Tnap01

      Or flour on your coke spoon.

      • The Dark Avenger

        Or oregano in your medical MJ.

    • Atticus Dogsbody

      No. It’s like getting hit with a fish.

    • Funnily enough, nothing in that song is actually an example of irony. Now THAT’S truly ironic. Sadly, though, the song has influenced a lot of simple-minded people to have no actual clue about what irony actually is and has brought about wide misuse of the term.

  • bradP

    As usual, this isn’t about supporting the law, this is about trying to catch libs in a gotcha moment.

    Obviously, they don’t believe that LaPierre should have been arrested for showing up with the same magazine on television, or whatever. They just think that libs would have called for LaPierre’s prosecution, so they are jumping all over Gregory for it.

    I think they are also trying to generate sympathy for those who would want to possess a magazine like that.

    In short, its a “If you wanna throw someone in jail for possessing this, why don’t you throw this guy in jail” sort of thing, with the expectation that people would think throwing him in jail would be an absurd application of law (which it would, but for rather boring reasons).

    • You mean they are hypocrites? But I thought I should be charged with a crime for using metaphor! I assumed these are highly principled people!!!!

      • bradP

        You mean they are hypocrites?

        That depends on whether you think they have any motivations or values other than “piss off liberals”.

        Jacobson would have to have an opinion of his own to really be considered hypocritical.

        • Hogan

          I think you’ll like this:

          He approved of, gloried in, his every action; yet he wasn’t vain, exactly, and he wasn’t the hypocrite that Gertrude said he was. He had not evolved to the stage of moral development at which hypocrisy is possible. To him the action was right because it was his–he had never learned to judge his own act as though it were another’s. If he had told you he would do something he did it, unless there was some reason for him not to do it. He had the morals of a State; had, almost, the morals of an Army.

          • bradP

            Very much so. It pays to make associates (and dare I say “friends”!) out of the well-read.

            What’s the source, and would you recommend?

            • Leeds man
              • Zoltar the Magnificent

                So did this truly not suck? I ask having read too much of Jarrell’s poesy (actually I like the WWII stuff, but the post war stuff was unbearably insipid).

            • Hogan

              Highly recommend.

              • somethingblue

                Such a great book …

            • Hogan

              Also, yes, friends.

        • What politically active liberal is pissed that the NRA, and other RWNJ’s, want Fluffyhead arrested? Hell, I’m cheering them on. Just because Fluffyhead is the embodiment of the fecklessness of Versailles, and I love seeing the .01% eat its own.

    • We never called for La Pierre’s prosecution. Just his head on a pike. Much cleaner, much simpler.

      • greylocks

        Cheaper, too.

        • Timb


          • Atticus Dogsbody

            And fun for all the family!

    • To their mind, liberals are claiming a moral rectitude they don’t possess, so this is a triumph.

      Did no one tell them Dave Gregory headlined a GOP event and danced with “MC Rove?” Or has his criticism of the NRA effectively sidelined him from being a good Republican? I suspect I’m answering my own question . . .

  • David Gregory is being attacked from the right. This, of course, is the fault of the left.

    • Uncle Kvetch

      It’s also excellent news for John McCain.

  • Colin Powell needs to be put in Gitmo. He brought anthrax, a bio-weapon listed in the terrorism acts, to the UN

    • Uncle Kvetch


      • I sympathize. My allergies are acting up.

    • MAJeff

      If Colin Powell had brought a vial of crack, however, the SWAT team would have been brought in.

  • WhatDragon

    David Gregory isn’t a hill I think liberals should die on.

    Let him get arrested and prosecuted.

    It would probably do him some good.

    • I thought his interview on Sunday was very powerful and he really took it to La Pierre until he realized the guy was batshit insane and that his life was in danger.

    • Well, I don’t think anyone’s really picking Gregory as “a hill to die on” so much as mocking the fact that the right wing is exiling him for daring to question The Spectre of the Gun himself.

      • WhatDragon

        I am sorry for using the wrong metaphor. Seems to be a contagious problem.

        • It’s cool. However, I must request that you give us your address and contact information for your boss so we can send you death threats and tell your boss you should be fired.

          • Also, counter tops. Too. Also.

            • I expect a James O’Keefe video on my desk by tonight, ready for heavy editing.

      • Jewish Steel

        The Spectre of the Gun himself


        • charles pierce

          His mind is definitely not killing him. (//trek geekdom)

    • greylocks

      David Gregory isn’t a hill I think liberals should die on.

      No, but the First Amendment is, and journalists shouldn’t be prosecuted for legitimate journalism, even if they’re village courtiers like Gregory.

      • WhatDragon

        I am sorry, but what I read was you saying

        “wealthy elite journalists deserve protection”.

        Sorry that I disagree with you about that.

        • greylocks

          You need to read better. I said nothing of the sort.

          What I said was all journalists, including the wealthy elite ones, are entitled to the proections of the First Amendment.

          Do you think that we should use some sort of economic or political litmus test to decide what sort of journalist is protected?

          • Is Fluffyhead really a journalist? When was the last time he committed the crime of journalism? There is a reason he’s called Fluffyhead, after all. It’s not because he’s committed acts of journalism.

            • MAJeff

              Is Fluffyhead really a journalist?

              No, he just plays one on TV.

            • The good news is that the First Amendment’s protections don’t discriminate between good journalists and bad journalists or even non-journalists.

              David Gregory is a GOP hack and can eat me, but it would be scandalous nonsense for him to be prosecuted for this. (It would also be scandalous nonsense for Wayne LaPierre to be prosecuted for doing the same thing, by the way.)

              • WhatDragon

                Why is it so hard to treat David Gregory exactly like a NE Washingtonian would be treated?

                Does DG’s education and class allow him to claim legal protections that don’t apply to a resident NE Washington?

                Would DG’s speech have been chilled had he not used the “prop”?

  • Derelict

    What’s truly tragic in all of this is that there’s nothing the rightwing Wurlitzer can bring that’s too absurd for the regular media to not pick up.

    And given Gregory’s low IQ, I wouldn’t be surprised to have him calling for his own arrest because “it’s out there and a part of the discussion right now.”

  • Does the fact that William Jacobson has a stick up his ass in any way equate to putting LaPierre’s head on a pike? I guess not when it is self inflicted….

    • That explains the facial expression on his profile picture.

    • AlexD

      And yet no one is screaming about Jacobsen putting his ass on a stick.

      • Well, I gather after Lawrence v. Texas he has the right to, whether figuratively or not.

  • TT

    The DEA and FBI entrapped the kid they got that bag of crack from in Lafayette Park, just to “prove” that you could get drugs anywhere–even at The White House!! (emphasis on white, of course).

    • MAJeff

      Police entrapment in the War on (some classes of people who use) Drugs? THAT’S UNPOSSIBLE!

  • Glenn

    Obviously, this guy is ridiculous, but I’m pretty sure the premise is incorrect. While it is true that DC public health law prohibits the possession of large-capacity magazines, there is no such provision that I can find in the criminal law portion of the DC Code, at least not that I can see. (As opposed to, for example, illegal gun possession, which is a crime.) In other words, as far as I can see this is at most some sort of regulatory violation, not a crime to be “prosecuted” — all the other absurdities of this “Professor” of Law’s arguments aside.

    Those who know DC’s laws better than I do are welcome to correct me if I’m wrong.

  • cpinva

    fortunately for mr. gregory, it’s the DC Police who are said to be “looking into this”, he’ll be dead and dust before they ever reach a conclusion. had it been the PG County Police, they’d have just dragged him off the set, tasered him repeatedly, and tossed him in a holding cell, where he’d have lain, forgotten for a month, by pretty much everyone.

    prof. loomis, internet rumor has it that you remain unfired, good for you. does your university’s president remain un-balled?

    • My job was never in any kind of jeopardy.

      • Vance Maverick

        Glad to hear it. The president did make a more reassuring public statement, too.

        Kudos for “up in arms” in the opening of the post — a violent, insurrectionary metaphor to which “all our favorite conservative writers” could hardly object.

  • Davis X. Machina

    Armed teachers

    In Civ IV, they’re my favorite unit…

    • I don’t recall them being in IV, but I’ve moved on to V anyway – anyone think they can scrounge up a mod to update them? ;-)

  • AlexD

    If that moron Jacobsen cannot figure out how to legally transport a gun he shouldn’t be allowed to own one anyway.

  • I am disappointed not to have made your list of “favorite conservative writers.” Although to be honest I prefer the term “right winger” since as an exile I really do not care about such issues as gun control or abortion. But, my opposition to things like Stalinism, the forced expulsion of the Sudeten Germans, and Israeli apartheid certainly comes from a position of supporting traditional societies against revolutionary violence.

    • Every comment thread is about you and I’m always impressed by the pyrotechnics you use to make it so.

      • Hold up – are these literal or metaphorical pyrotechnics?

        • greylocks

          Jotto is en fuego.

      • greylocks

        You really do have to wonder about wingnuts who seek validation in a liberal forum.

    • AlexD

      Who are you and why should we care about someone even less interesting than a Jonah Goldberg fart?

    • Linnaeus

      But, my opposition to things like Stalinism, the forced expulsion of the Sudeten Germans, and Israeli apartheid certainly comes from a position of supporting traditional societies against revolutionary violence.

      Of course, one need not be a right winger to oppose these things.

      • witless chum

        I oppose those things from a general human rights principle that we’re all equal and none deserve to be forced to leave the Sudetenland, apartheided by Israel or Stalinized. I’d identify this as coming from the left and I think it’s bad no matter whether the cause is revolutionary violence or some other kind of violence.

        But, y’know, what this has to do with David Gregory or big ammo clips I’m too bourgeoise to figure.

      • True, but with few exceptions in the 1940s when these crimes occurred and for decades afterwards most criticism of these particular crimes came from the right. There are some exceptions, particularly regarding Stalinism, but other than Victor Gollancz I can not think of any non-German leftists that condemned the expulsion of the Sudeten Germans at the time it occurred. Most of the German leftists to condemn it were Sudeten German Social Democrats in exile. The creation of Israel in 1948 was cheered by the “international left” almost without exception and Zionism continues to be a “progressive cause” for many even today. But, more importantly the right that criticized these crimes did so from a position that revolutionary violence against traditional societies was wrong. Leftists like Gollancz emphasized a universal human rights that most leftists at the time rejected in favor of collective punishment against national groups viewed as having collaborated enmass with the Nazis or having reactionary beliefs and practices.

        • Linnaeus

          But, more importantly the right that criticized these crimes did so from a position that revolutionary violence against traditional societies was wrong.

          I’m a little skeptical of this as a rationale, given how selective rightists could be about what constituted a traditional society (a term that is itself historically contingent) worth defending. My guess is that it helped if such societies were arrayed against groups the right already saw as enemies.

          I’m not, however, a Europeanist, so there’s a lot I could be missing. In the North American context (particularly in the US), it’s pretty clear that the right exalts the revolutionary violence that produced the United States and its subsequent expansionism, despite the fact that this was pretty much a disaster for the traditional societies, i.e., Native Americans, that inhabited the continent.

          • US violence against Native Americans is generally not referred to as revolutionary. But, rather as old fashioned colonial subjugation. I suppose in the 19th century many did refer to it as “progress.” However “progress” towards a capitalist society is not why “progressives” in the 20th century supported the use of revolutionary violence. The 19th century colonial violence in the US differed radically from the explicit socialist transformation aimed at by the Soviet Union for instance.

            It should be noted that even the rhetoric of Israeli settler colonialism was largely couched in explicitly socialist terms. Ben Gurion’s Labor Zionism having triumphed over Jabotinsky’s Revisionists at the time.

            There is also the fact that both in the USSR, and certainly Czechoslovakia, Poland, Hungary, Romania, Yugoslavia and even to an extent in Palestine (the Mufti of Jerusalem) collective punishment for collaboration with the Nazis was the primary stated justification for the collective punishment of ethnic and national groups. The US did not punish the Native Americans for collaborating with a foreign power deemed to be an evil so great that fighting against it justified any and all crimes against humanity in the minds of “progressives.” Very few leftists at the time, Gollancz is the main exception in the English speaking world, said that ethnic Germans deserved universal human rights. The condemnation of these crimes remained largely restricted to the “far right” for decades.

            • Linnaeus

              True that US violence against Native Americans wasn’t called explicitly called revolutionary, but then I’d be inclined to ask what is it about revolutionary violence against traditional societies (however those terms are defined) that requires particular disapprobation from rightists. Point being that I don’t necessarily accept that position at face value.

              • I think it is a specifically 20th century phenomenon. That is starting with the USSR, there was the massive use of state violence by “modernizing” regimes along non-capitalist paths. Some ethnic groups were deemed incapable of making the transition. The largest group were the various ethnic German communities, most notably the Volga Germans. But, other groups included the quite traditional Muslim ethnic groups from the Caucasus like the Chechens and Karachais or the Tibetan Buddhist Kalmyks. All of these groups had long standing conflicts with the Russian and later Soviet government. As a result they all had a number of activists in exile. They initially hooked up with the European and Turkish right. The Kalmyks later did a lot of lobbying of Asian non-Aligned states and even attended Bandung. The others remained in right wing circles for some time.

                The Sudeten, Silesian, Pomeranian and other German groups are easier to explain. They, especially the Sudeten Germans became a political force in Germany in the 1950s and hooked up with the right. They were especially associated with Christian Social Union (CSU) in Bavaria. Their appeal to preserving the traditions of their now lost homelands and political opposition to communism meshed nicely with the CSU political program.

                In the case of the Palestinians they themselves had almost no contacts in Europe or the US in the 1950s. But, conservatives in the US at this time were quite wary of supporting Israel. They thought it might push the Arabs into the Soviet camp. Some even thought that the Palestinian refugee problem needed to be solved to prevent Soviet infiltration into the Middle East. Nonetheless, Israel was a “radical” society as opposed to “traditional” Palestine and I am sure this played a role in conservative sympathies in the 1950s.

        • Hogan

          If you had been in charge, what would you have done about the Sudeten Germans?

          • I think the policy of only trying and punishing people guilty of crimes against humanity largely pursued by the US and UK could have been applied. Collective punishment and deportation were two of the crimes that Nazis were tried for at Nurmburg. So endorsing those same crimes by Poland, Czechoslovakia, and Hungary is not supporting universal human rights. The fact is there were very few liberals, leftists, or progressives that supported universal human rights for ethnic Germans in 1945. Gollancz was exceptional in saying that his leftist beliefs required him to oppose the collective punishment of ethnic Germans.

            • Hogan

              Uh huh. So what would you have done about the Sudeten Germans? Prevented their deportation through armed force?

              • You said if I was in charge. I assumed you meant in charge of Czechoslovakia. The deportations were well organized by the Czech government in exile before 1945. When the Germans started retreating the Czech underground loyal to that government began organizing militias and military units to carry out the expulsions. Without the explicit organization and orders from the top down starting with Benes himself there would have been no expulsions. The “wild” expulsions were in fact not “wild” at all, but planned and organized state ordered actions.

                • Hogan

                  So let’s pretend that the Sudeten Germans were the only ethnic population displaced and relocated after WWII (they weren’t, by a long shot), and you would have let them stay in Czechoslovakian territory. How do you think that would have worked out?

                • It could have worked out just fine. About 200,000 Germans in Czechoslovakia in fact were not expelled and presented no problems to the state. Nor did the one million Germans remaining in Poland, the 500,000 in Hungary, the 400,000 in Romania, or 1.2 million in the USSR. The claim that all ethnic Germans including women, children, Communists, Social Democrats, etc. were all active traitors and Nazi collaborators was never true. There is no theoretical reason why a state claiming to be a multi-ethnic socialist federation could not have provided equal rights to its German minority. Although in practice all socialist states seem to have ethnic and racial policies as bad as the worst capitalist states such as South Africa under apartheid.

        • witless chum

          In the U.S., the right would probably send a few poorly-spelled death threats your way if they knew you thought “progressives” supported Israel blowing up Arabs more than they do.

          I guess I chalk the left’s mistakes made before I was born to being, well, mistakes that I’ll try not to repeat and learn from as best as I can.

          I think the modern linking on the left in most of the west of social democracy with feminism and other human rights advocacy is a good antidote for much of what ailed it in the past. It’s also probably good that’s no more Soviet Union producing propaganda to sway the weak-minded. There’s nothing inherent in wanting a greater role for the government in the economy that prevents me from thinking that people shouldn’t be deported from places for their ethnicity.

          Nor is there anything inherent in claiming “respect for traditional societies” that stops people there. It seems likely to me that condemnations of all those things came from people being anti-communist first and pro-human rights second, if at all. But I’m sure you know more about the history involved than I do.

          If you want a leftist who was right about most things at the time, there’s always Orwell. Or maybe C.L.R. James, who started as Trotskyist but seems to have been susceptible to facts as superior to ideology.

          • Linnaeus

            It seems likely to me that condemnations of all those things came from people being anti-communist first and pro-human rights second, if at all.

            I’m not as familiar with the European context, but in the US context, the anti-communist aspect was significantly more important to American conservatives and figured more prominently in their rhetoric.

            • Well I have stated I do not think the right’s condemnation of ethnic cleansing in the 1950s came from a perspective of universal human rights. That does not seem to develop significantly anywhere until the 1960s. I think anti-communism is partially correct, but the reason the communist actions were considered unacceptable had to do with a destruction of traditional societies. Thus the condemnation of the non-communist government of Czechoslovakia under Benes for expelling the Sudeten Germans and the opposition to Israel’s expulsion of the Palestinians. Neither Benes or Ben Gurion were communists, although both were leftists.

          • In 1948 there were very few “liberals”, “progressives”, or “leftists” that thought Palestinian Arabs should have universal human rights. There are still many that don’t think they should have any rights. The portrayal of the Palestinians as hateful, misogynist, religious fanatics did not originate with the right. It originated with the left, specifically the Labour Zionists. There was a lot more support of the Palestinians from the right in the US in Europe during the 1950s.

            Anti-communism had a role to play in why the right condemned the ethnic cleansing that took place after WWII. But, there were other things at play. Ethnic Polish and Czech anti-communists for the most part supported the expulsion of Germans just as much as their communist counterparts. The thing that sticks out among right wing critics of the expulsions is an opposition to the violent destruction of old traditions and ways of living. Human rights at the end of WWII only existed for some people. The majority of the world including most “liberals” did not think ethnic Germans and Palestinians should have human rights in the late 1940s. The concept really only becomes universal in the 1960s.

            I don’t think a greater role in the economy leads to ethnic cleansing. I support socialized medicine and other social infrastructure. But, I do think an attempt to radically transform society rapidly along “modernist” lines does mean the destruction of traditional ways of life and often the people practicing them. Such a transformation generally requires the power of the state if it is to be accomplished in years rather than decades. A number of such transformations had no room for certain ethnic groups and attempted to forcibly dissolve, expel, or kill them. The USSR, various states in Eastern Europe, and Cambodia respectively.

            Yes, Orwell was anti-Stalinist and a man of the left. I have only read CLR Jame’s writings on Ghana. His justification of the Preventive Detention Act on the basis of the need to combat Asante chauvinism is a little over the top. But, I will concede the National Liberation Movement was threatening in alliance with the Northern Peoples Party to try and convert Ghana into an Asante dominated state. Whether this required the interment of hundreds of people without trial and the beating to death of Danquah is questionable. It is in my opinion the blackest mark on Nkrumah’s otherwise admirable record.

            Probably a better former Communist on Africa and Ghana in particular is George Padmore. He is largely in agreement with James, but considerably more hostile to the USSR. He was publicly expelled from the Profitern for pushing for a strong international Communist opposition to British and French colonialism. He became an adviser to Nkrumah and advised that Ghana keep its distance from Moscow. Thus it was only after his Padmore’s death that Nkrumah was able to establish security and military ties with the USSR.

            • MPAVICTORIA

              Otto not many right wingers support socialized medicine. You can define yourself anyway you want but you have to realize that it might be confusing to other people.

              • Outside the US I don’t think it is that much of an issue. I don’t think many of the “right wing” European parties are eager to go to a US style system of health care. When I lived in the UK I never heard of any moves by the Tories to eliminate NHS, but maybe I was just not paying attention.

            • witless chum

              I only knew James, prior to this thread, as a historian who wrote a great book about the Haitian Revolution, The Black Jacobins, and who was an anti-Stalin Marxist.

              • witless chum

                Apparently, he’s also considered an important writer about cricket in the West Indies and in general.

                • Yes, he is also considered an important Pan-African thinker. The African Revolution is specifically on Ghana under Nkrumah.

  • The gun nuts are engaged in a trolling strategy, writing absurd and offensive things in an effort to derail the national conversation about the need to get rid of assault weapons.

    Even if they lose the argument about jailing David Gregory or arming teachers, they still win if those are the subjects we’re talking about.

    • greylocks

      I disagree. The more often they say stupid and crazy shit, the more they marginalize themselves.

      • Those aren’t contradictory points.

        You’re talking about what they say; I’m talking about what we say.

        • greylocks

          I see your point. But we nevertheless have to refute their silliness.

  • Speak Truth

    The difference between George H.W. Bush possessing contraband and David Gregory possessing contraband is President Bush was the chief law enforcement officer of the United States with confiscated contraband. David Gregory is a media reporter and talk show host and this was not confiscated.

    Mr. Loomis’ goofy comparison would also call for prosecuting all police officers that are in possession of confiscated contraband.

    Goofy. Really, really goofy post.

    • Timb

      More pancakes? Does Jen ever get tired of breakfast?

      I didn’t get any pancakes this morning and now I regret it

      • Speak Truth

        Hey…when you can’t discuss the subject because of your ignorance, it’s best to just keep quiet and let the adults talk.

        Just sayin’

        • Uncle Kvetch

          Although I’ve been comfortably ensconced in Gomorrah-on-Hudson for a quarter century now, I’m still a Philly boy at heart…and I say a nice thin, crispy slice of scrapple is about as good a side as you can ask for with your pancakes. Who’s with me?

          • Malaclypse

            I agree that JenBob deserves plenty of scrapple.

          • Linnaeus

            Had to look up “scrapple”. Regional variation is interesting.

            • Origami Isopod

              Scrapple is delicious. Also you can feel your arteries hardening as you chew and swallow it.

              • The Dark Avenger

                It’s still a tofu-egg white stir fry compared to poutine:

                Poutine is a Quebec dish, made with french fries, topped with brown gravy and curd cheese. Sometimes additional ingredients are added.</blockquote

                and, it's versatile:

                International chains like McDonald’s,[2] A&W,[3] KFC, and Burger King[4] also sell mass-produced poutine in Canada. Poutine may also contain other ingredients such as beef, pulled pork, lamb, lobster meat, shrimp, rabbit confit,[5] caviar, and truffles.

                • rea

                  I thought it was spelled, “putain”? Or is that the Russian leader?

                • Linnaeus

                  Poutine is awesome. I liked it when it was still French Canadian street food and before it was hip.

                  Whoa, that was pretty meta.

              • DocAmazing

                If you’re lookinf for lethal Canadian dishes, try creton some time. Prok fat and pork and pork liver, according to the waiter that served it to me in Quebec. As tasty as it is life-threatening.

                • Linnaeus

                  Follow that up with a dessert of sugar pie. Yum.

          • ChrisTS

            ME! Yummy, yummy (and, yeah, screw the whole healthy heart thing; we are all going to die of something).

        • Origami Isopod

          Would that include the same “adult” who linked to a pancake shaped like a pee-pee the other day, along with a homophobic slur?

        • Kurzleg

          You’re sayin’…what are you sayin’?

        • speak truth’s mom’s pancake fumes

          You don’t know any adults. The mewling winebox drunks you hang out with don’t count.

      • I’m thinking she’s more the strudel-lover, if you know what I mean.

    • Origami Isopod

      I think you’re late for breakfast, Speaky.

  • klondike

    Fortunately, Gregory will be appropriately armed when the jackbooted thugs of the Webster Fire Department ATF arrive at his house. I eagerly anticipate celebrating his successful repulsion of that upcoming government oppression.

    • If the WFD is going to go down there and give Dancin’ Dave a piece of its mind, please tell them to call me up. I don’t live too far away and I’d love the road trip.

  • George H.W. Bush is beyond the long arm of the law right now. They just haven’t told us yet.

    • Yea, that’s my assessment as well.

  • “What harm can there be in being only the shadow of a gunman?”

  • witless chum

    Honestly, a stupid pundit getting prosecuted on trumped up charges would be wrong, because of the trumped up ness. But the David Gregorys of the world being subjected to some kind of consequences for acting like dancing monkeys wouldn’t make me the most sad I could be.

    • It’s possible that at one time I would have agreed with this. Having been on the other side of this now, no.

      • Anonymous

        Huge difference between someone who takes hell for speaking his mind and someone catching hell over BS political spectacle

        You are the far more sympathetic character.

        • In the reboot, Erik will be played by Angelina Jolie to attract a larger and hornier demographic.

          • Malaclypse

            Nah – Zooey Deschanel, because Erik is the personification of Manic Pixie Dream Girl.

            • “Erik is the personification of Manic Pixie Dream Girl” should be one of our catch phrases.

              • Joseph Slater

                And t-shirts. Don’t forget the increasingly wide-variety of Loomis-themed t-shirts this blog should be selling.

            • Now I want to hear Erik order up Siri’s head on a stick.

            • Hogan

              He’s adorkable!

  • Warren Terra

    Also, George W Bush, who proudly displayed in the White House the captured personal pistol of Saddam Hussein; Dubya’s possession of the pistol was unlicensed and illegal under DC law. I’m not sure he ever showed in on TV, though I’d not be shocked if he did, perhaps displaying it to an interviewer’s camera crew in a metaphorical dropping of trousers.

  • Another Halocene Human

    Weird. I had always assumed (and maybe this is just the legacy of growing up with racist German relatives who nursed their grievances as if they were babies) that conservative sympathies for Germans in Slavic countries was a mix of nostalgia and tribalism. Since Slavic cultures were judged of little account by both German and English speakers, the German speaking tradition was clearly the greater loss. I mean, have you ever heard a conservative wax nostalgic about the Austrian empire? (Did ya hear the one about how the Viennese humiliated the Jews?) Also, too, the expulsion of Germans was so furchtbar, like the Trail of Tears, but without half of the party dying of exhaustion on the way or like the context of declaring Slavs untermensch, and every rotten thing they did thence. Prague was lousy with synagogues before the war. Did anybody ask Sudeten Jews before shipping them to Auschwitz?

    Sudetenland was the cause celebre of the Nazis in their push for Lebensraum.Which is to say there is a shocking lack of context going on in this discussion. Post war there was a feeling that the hydra heads of Nazism had to be cauterized.

    The Czechs defied the international community by attempting to airlift planes and materiel to Israel. Linking Germans in Ausland with Palestinians only makes sense at great remove.

    While forcible relocation is often bad (though we justify it in the case of a dam or a highway project, hmm) I must say going solely on consequences that relocating German speakers out of Slavic countries and into the German speaking paradise homeland theyd dreamed of from the moment chauvinism entered the dictionary has to be one of the most successful forced relocations of all time.

    • witless chum

      We don’t tend to allow it for dams on the scale of a couple million people, though. Unless we’re the Chinese government, who give not a fuck about anything we’re talking about here.

      There were a bunch of shitty things happening around Europe as everyone was starting to scramble to position themselves for the end of the war. If Sudeten Germans deserved it for alleged pre-war shittyness, well, a lot of people deserved a lot of things and most didn’t get anything along those lines.

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  • Except, you know, for the fact that the acquisition of the crack cocaine and its handling were done by the DEA, not George H. W. Bush himself. Other than that, yes, these two incidents are “exactly the same.”[/heavy sarcasm]

    • Oh, and before you try the hyper-literal route, by “handling,” I don’t mean GHWB holding up the bag on TV.

    • S_noe

      Your blog is awesome, dude! [/heavy sarcasm]

    • mds

      Except, you know, for the fact that the acquisition of the crack cocaine and its handling were done by the DEA, not George H. W. Bush himself.

      So … the cases would have been more comparable if only David Gregory hadn’t personally procured the clip himself from some illegal firearm dealer’s car trunk?

      • The cases would’ve been more similar had David Gregory done this with the help of the authorities. They said “no” when he asked, though, so he — being a liberal media elitist who thinks he’s above the law — went ahead and got a hold of one anyway.

  • “NBC contacted (the D.C. Metropolitan Police Department) inquiring if they could utilize a high capacity magazine for their segment,” police spokeswoman Gwendolyn Crump told Politico in an email. “NBC was informed that possession of a high capacity magazine is not permissible and their request was denied.”


    Inconvenient truths…

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