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“So, professor: Would you say it’s time for everyone to panic?”

[ 8 ] July 24, 2012 |

Yes I would, Kent.

When the rat-muscled cyborg jellyfish rise up and devour your loved ones, you can thank me for at least trying to sound the alarm.


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  1. Deptford says:

    Except as is pointed out

    In no sense is this an actual jellyfish.

  2. Cody says:

    I like how the researcher has the guts to point out “We’ve put all this money into biology, and haven’t really gotten anything back”.

    Thanks Health Care Industry!

  3. Spuddie says:

    I think Toho Studios has found a new opponent for Godzilla?


  4. Gus says:

    I don’t know why I find the followup so funny

    Kent Brockman: Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it’s time for our viewers to crack each other’s heads open and feast on the goo inside?
    Professor: Yes I would, Kent.

  5. cpinva says:

    i have a vision, of a big old ray scarfing that jellyfish up (rays apparently eat jellyfish), and wondering why the hell it tastes like old rat.

  6. Larry says:

    Call the Pentagon! Not to stop it, but to fund it!

  7. marc sobel says:

    On the other hand, could be a substitute for moderate Democratic congressmen.

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