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“So, professor: Would you say it’s time for everyone to panic?”


Yes I would, Kent.

When the rat-muscled cyborg jellyfish rise up and devour your loved ones, you can thank me for at least trying to sound the alarm.

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  • Deptford

    Except as is pointed out


    In no sense is this an actual jellyfish.

    • Stag Party Palin

      I must agree. This concoction is no closer to life than a Betsy-Wetsy doll. But cuter.

  • Cody

    I like how the researcher has the guts to point out “We’ve put all this money into biology, and haven’t really gotten anything back”.

    Thanks Health Care Industry!

  • Spuddie

    I think Toho Studios has found a new opponent for Godzilla?


  • Gus

    I don’t know why I find the followup so funny

    Kent Brockman: Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it’s time for our viewers to crack each other’s heads open and feast on the goo inside?
    Professor: Yes I would, Kent.

  • cpinva

    i have a vision, of a big old ray scarfing that jellyfish up (rays apparently eat jellyfish), and wondering why the hell it tastes like old rat.

  • Larry

    Call the Pentagon! Not to stop it, but to fund it!

  • On the other hand, could be a substitute for moderate Democratic congressmen.

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