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I lean more towards the “clever, very detailed, if now a little too implausible parody developed by Tom Tomorrow” theory.
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Wow. Some folks need to learn to take off the political filters. Not everything is a political statement – sometimes a Sasquatch is just a Sasquatch.
Also:
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I’m dumb.
I stand by what I wrote, either way.
If I ever had to take a class from a man who uses the phrase “I stand by what I wrote” to defend something he’s not only been shown is wrong but has internalized and understands that he is wrong, I think I’d have to strongly consider transferring schools.
Because wow. “Everything I wrote is wrong, but I stand by what I wrote” is just the height of something. I don’t know what it is, but it isn’t good.
I was puzzled by the phrase “Sasquatch Israel”- I mean, what does that mean- was it intended as some sort of anti-semitic slur, an anti-Israeli slur- or something else entirely- a name of an Israeli soccer club perhaps, or even some new cryptid…
but then I looked at the photo, hmmmmm
“Sasquatch is real”
hmmm,
mispells Jesus, thinks “is real” = Israel
I dunno
I think Sasquatch Israel would be a fantastic name for a heavy metal band.
I think Sasquatch Israel would be a fantastic name for a heavy metal band.
I think it would be an excellent name for a t-shirt company. More specifically, it would be a great name for a t-shirt company based in Long Beach, CA.
Donald Douglas doesn’t actually exist. No one that clueless could be real. He’s a fiction dreamed up by bloggers to make fun of a stereotype of right-wing goofiness, much in the manner of Gary Ruppert, but with more subtlety.
much in the manner of Gary Ruppert, but with more subtlety
Amy Alkon claims Gary Ruppert is the evil genius behind S,N! Seriously, she knows someone who knows him, and that means it must be true.
The fact is, whether he exists or is simply a Legend of the Heartland, Gary Ruppert is a lot less dumb than Donalde.
If he doesn’t exist, we would have to make him up. He is the perfect counterfoil to the David Horowitz meme about liberal bias in academia.
The kicker for me is that he apparently showed up in the comments on this website (thread: “are women dangerous…”) with a pathetically lame attempt at a “tu quoque”. If my posts were as embarrassing as his, I would not be drawing attention to them in the comments sections of other blogs.
This is priceless: “Community colleges offer hope to a wildly diverse group of students, writes Donald Douglas, who teaches political science at Long Beach Community College. ‘Sadly, many students come to my classes unable to read.’”
And they leave unable to think.
Oh, I’m sure a couple manage to get through with worn molars and incipient cirrosis.
I hope and pray that you are correct.
It’s especially hilarious how he thinks “Juses” is a dig at “Jews”. What a nudnik.
He’s probably just confusing it with a recollection that Moses supposes his toeses is roses, but Moses supposes erroneously.
You’ve been Poe’d. That part is a SN! Photoshop.
No, no. Read his comment . He thinks the SN photoshop is more evidence of anti-semitism on the left.
IIRC, In his response to S/N, Donalde saw the photoshop and thought it implied a sort of hick patronizing antisemitism, rather than recognizing it as a misspelling of Jesus.
I think he’s referring to this lovely bit of wisdom from Douglas:
I was assuming that “Juses” meant “Jesus”, what with the whole “flipping of the vowels” thing that caused him to screw up is real and Israel. But Donald’s post indicates that he thought the Sadlynauts meant “Jews” when they wrote “Juses”. (Unless he’s using the joke of putting the word “the” in front of names as a gag, like “The Batman” or “The Google” and he thought they meant “the Jesus”. That’s not how it reads to me, but I guess it’s an interpretation…)
Clearly, Donalde is the Jew of Liberal Fascism.
Perhaps he again confused his vowels and is just confessing his love for the John Turturro role in The Big Lebowski.
That would explain the obsession with nihilists.
Say what you will, etc.
In that quote, Walter used the concept of nihilism correctly. Donalde, a tenured professor of political science, never exhibited that much understanding.
Nobody fucks with The Juses!
“Sasquatch is dead.” — Neetchee
Donalde just cannot stop digging.
maybe a student has taken over his account?
?
I dunno…
Guys, I’m just loving this … laughing all the way to the GOP congressional majority, ROTFLMFAO!!!!
Whoo hoo!! Pwned poor Scotty so many times now that he’s not even gonna throw me a link? And I thought you boneheads were all about Interwebz traditions. Not.
‘DNC Unveils New Logo — More Better Fail’.
I honestly can’t tell if you’re actually that dumb, or if this is just a pathetic, desperate attempt to save face. Either way…
I vote for actually that dumb and pathetic.
No. He’s even dumber and more pathetic than that. Have you seen his latest puerile jab — more like a swing & a miss — against SadlyNo? The Donalde is living proof that the barrel has no bottom.
Jesus. Those poor, poor students. I think it’d probably be useful to type “Donald Douglas” one more time just so that any student-googlers considering taking one of his classes know what they’re getting into.
You mean Juses. Juses of Nezareth. Horse of David. You know the guy.
You know the guy.
Just because I think everyone should read Fred Clark:
JB: You don’t know him. You wouldn’t like him.
RWT: Why? Is he envious?
JB: Well, he can’t stand to see anyone left naked either. He takes it personally. He says that when you refuse to share with the person who has no tunic, it’s just like you’re refusing to share with him.
RWT: Envious bastard! He sounds dangerous.
JB: You have no idea. …
You know, I’ve got a cousin who is married to a real bitch. Because of the need to appear civil, and the fact that I love my cousin like my brother, I am Facebook friends with her.
When I occasionally log on to the eff bees, I am greeted with posts from this harpy simpleton. They are always peppered with 133t-speak acronyms, like OMG, LOL, and my personal favorite borderline-literate acronym ROTFLMFAO (an aside, unlike the first two acronyms, I do not know [nor care to know] what the fuck ROTFLMFAO means, apart from the person who spewed it is a guaranteed simpleton.)
Most of the links she supplies are to teatarded shit, or some narcissistic ramble about her idiocentric perceptions.
Because of her, I have learned the valuable lesson: never, ever click on the link associated with a post that has l33t-speak. You are almost guaranteed a computer virus.
Pedantic: OMG, LOL, ROTFLMAO are not examples l33t speak. They’re just acronyms, commonly used in texting these days, since moved on to other casual internet writing, but seen on the internet long before texting started.
L33t speak is writing full words, but with an alternate alphabet, like replacing the letter ‘E’ with the character ’3′, ‘A’ with @, or ‘W’ with \/\/. L33t originated with the BBS culture in the 80s independently of shorthand acronyms.
“D00D” you can totally block your cousin-in-law by simply mousing over “teh” upper right of one of his “psot”s and clicking on the x that appears there. What?
I understand that “Not” is the repartee of choice for those of unmatched tactical elan … If they are still trapped in the era of “Wayne’s World.” And 12.
I’m going to start a splinter religion called Juses for Sasquatch.
Donalde is half a nigger, so what more could you expect?
Oooh, is this that guy who impersonates people on blogs? Do I get a prize for spotting him?
It is. Wish WordPress didn’t “award” impersonators my little icon thingy for linking to my blog, but it does. Sigh.
I.P. of whoever left the fake comment should be banned…
Useless; someone using IP hiding software.
So was it Donalde leaving anti-Semitic troll-comments under SEK’s name? Is that Machiavellian tactical élan?
What an amazing coinky-dink that the fake SEK quote occurred at the same time that the Donalde linked to this post.