Having your wealth and health and wife and kids restored by God is for closers
Rarely has there ever been a greater need to emphasize, in this confusing cyberworld of ours, that this is not a joke.
Be sure not to miss the FAQ page.
Stephen’s wiki page is also full of inspiring tales of a man’s ability to overcome adversity.
Baldwin has a tattoo on his left shoulder of the initials “HM” for Hannah Montana. He got the tattoo after making a pact with Miley Cyrus that he would be allowed to cameo on the show if he had the initials tattooed on him. He revealed the tattoo to Cyrus at a book signing in Nashville, on November 10, 2008.[18] To date he has never appeared on the show. He has since gone on record as saying that he regrets getting the tattoo[19]
Ya think?
Q- What triggered you to do this?
A- In March of 08 I saw Stephen speak boldly for Christ on Trumps Celebrity Apprentice Show. Then in Aug 09 I saw Stephen and God being laughed at for his bankruptcy.
Huh – so apparently God made all the terrible spending decisions that sent Stephen Baldwin into bankruptcy.
Q- What about other people who are hurting in this economy?
A- Those that just came to your mind mail them a token gift also.
A token gift. Lovely.
Plus, of course, all the reassurances that Baldwin isn’t directly involved in the site, because if there’s one thing that’s important, it’s that someone who appears on Celebrity Apprentice and has a fictitious underage singer’s initials tattooed on him needs to keep his dignity.
He must really be an idiot if he can’t capitalize on being a Hollywood apostate. That’s what the endless wingnut gravy train is for. Hell, even Kirk Cameron has a career.
Baldwin. Baldwin. Let me think…wasn’t he a leper in the Holy Land or something?
Stephen Baldwin? The frak? Restore Joss Whedon!
That was beautiful.
Don’t underestimate speaking “boldly for Christ” as a career move. This ain’t no kind of dog whistle, it’s a freaking fog horn.
Oh, and which of you is gonna be shining my shoes?
I’m puzzled by this Job thing. Weren’t Job’s friends a bunch of sanctimonious assholes?
That wiki page is a gift.
“AsSalt Tours”? Is that a reference to Lot’s wife being turned into a pillar of salt? And if so, what relevance has that either to evangelism or to extreme sports?
Still, “Breakthrough Ministry” is only the second-best ministry Stephen Baldwin has founded:
the major adversity that stephen baldwin must overcome, is being stephen baldwin.
all the coin in the world will not change that.