Ebert:"Valentine's Day" is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think it's more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again. And if you like it, there may not be a second date. Speaking of both Garry Marshall*...
high grade hatchet jobs
OK, I wish he hadn't opened with a but-John-Edwards-lives-in-a-big-house fallacy, but you're looking for the quality of the venom rather than the quality of the ideas, and once again Taibbi.