The King of Comedy
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You know, they rigged the second election. I had to win it, had to win it. I needed it for my own ego. I would have had a bad ego for the rest of my life. No, I really have a big ego, though. Beating these — beating these lunatics was incredible, right, what a great feeling, winning every swing state, winning the popular vote.
The first time, you know, they said I didn’t win the popular vote. I did, but they said. So they’d always say — it would always start, they’d introduce me, while Donald Trump did not win the popular vote — You know, I’m sitting up being introduced by a Democrat or somebody and they say while Donald Trump did not win the popular vote, he won the presidency, here he is. I said, that was terrible.
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I said, we got to — we won the popular vote by a lot. We didn’t want to play any games. This has been a much different — We had a great first term. We had the greatest economy in history, but this one’s going to blow it away. Already, it’s blowing everything away. We have $18 trillion coming into our country, blowing everything away.
It’s like that for 70 minutes straight. Seriously, listen for ten minutes. OK five.
Rupert Pupkin: