Fox News Grandpa very flattered by thoughtful gift from dictator
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When I first saw this I suspected it was an AI fake, but of course not. The fun really starts 45 seconds in:
Trump looks about 90 years old and sounds worse. He appears to be deeply unwell, as if he’s shot up with steroids and who knows what else to keep him upright (barely).
Everything about this is just unhinged. The tacky decor, the stupid hat, the groveling courtiers and courtesans, but most of the humiliating spectacle for any non-delusional American of the sight of this pathetic shambles of a man being manipulated so easily by a Russian autocrat, who must be in disbelief that his interventions into the American electoral process have paid off so spectacularly.
To be clear we very much did this to ourselves, but Putin gave us some helpful nudges over the brink, via “the Russia hoax,” most notable for not actually being a hoax at all.
And:
Mayor Bowser better get her act straight or she won’t be mayor very long because we take it over with the Federal Government running it like it’s supposed to be run.”
“Mayor Muriel Bowser must immediately stop giving false and highly inaccurate crime figures, or bad things will happen, including a complete and total Federal takeover of the City,” he added. “Washington D.C. will soon be great again!!!”
Gangster paradise.